Polly has a new trick!

So far, all is well with my new boobs. Yesterday I took the bra off for the first time since the surgery. I have to say that they look pretty darn good! Today the surgeon will remove the drain on my left side. I wasn't supposed to have a drain but he had to do more extensive work on the left breast due to the radiation so it became necessary to put a drain in.

Not only are my new boobies pretty but the one on the left side can do a trick. My left boob farts! I know this sounds crazy but it's true. Every once in awhile, if I move a certain way, my left boob makes a sound that can best be described at a "wet fart." It's happened about 4 or 5 times now and at first I thought this surely can't be a good thing. Maybe the implant is leaking? However, I spoke to the nurse this morning about it and she said that the sound is actually caused by a trapped air bubble. She said that the body will eventually absorb the air bubble/pocket but for now I will have a "farting breast." I bet that most people can't say that their boob farts!