The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

Warning! This one might be a little TMI for some. Actually, I'm sure it will be. But as you know if you've been reading, my blog is about putting it all out there. The good, bad and ugly. So on that note, I have something...really gross happening in my boob drains. There are these stringy white/yellow things, resembling WORMS, coming out of my chest and into the drains. Think of a bottle of tequila and you get the picture, except these are longer and a little skinnier. The hubby—who's by now very familiar with these little guys—told me they reminded him of the strings on female hygiene products (the fluid in the drains is reddish). He told me this while he was emptying one of the drains, and one of the worms slid down the tube into the little grenade where the fluid collects. I was laughing so hard that tears began rolling down my face. Now when he changes my drains he makes this face like he's smelling a poo which just makes me laugh all over. I know it's disgusting but we do have lots of laughs with those worms. Mr. Pincushion says that if he sees any eyes that will be the final straw. I just hope when this is all done he doesn't think of worms every time he sees my new perky boobs. For that matter, I hope I don't either!